Monday, October 12, 2009

Fun "fact" of the week

Oh, and this one is a doozie, friends...

"Have your wife's breasts declined since you courted and married her? It is because her womb has declined and rebuilding it will rebuild them up and nursing up her love will rebuild both her womb and her breasts. Come, court her up again as you used to before marriage and, besides reddening her now pale cheeks, you will redevelop her shriveling breasts. Stay home of nights from your club rooms, billiard saloons and lodges to read or talk to her or escort her to parties, lectures and concerts and you'll get well paid every time you see her bust."

Creative and Sexual Science (1876)

**antique postcard above found here.

17 comments:

  1. I love these things, they crack me up every time. Thanks for posting them.
    x

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  3. Unbelievably funny--I am going to print it out and leave a copy of it on someone's night table!

    (Had to delete my last comment--too many typos.)

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  4. *blush*

    teehehe. I love the Victorians.

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  5. How on earth do you find this stuff??? That is funny, no bizarre, well both!

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  6. you will redevelop her shriveling breasts, sounds good, sort of !

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  7. hahaha...that is hilarious! The Victorians were so much more humorous than we give the credit for. But if there were such a thing as building up the boobs again--I'll try it...LOL! Such fun coming here--always something new, different and surprising! :o)

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  8. awww, but it's kinda sweet to me in a weird way.

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  9. Great, one more thing I can blame my husband for:) Thanks for stopping by my blog!
    Tracy

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  10. Sounds like a good application for a tube sock bra.

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  11. Very funny! I'll have to read this to my husband! =)

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  12. know you don't scrapbook, but I *do* admire your blog and picked you :)
    http://likeseriouslyforreal.blogspot.com/2009/10/honest-scrap-blog-award.html

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